A chap is sitting, drinking in a dimly lit bar. He sees a large blonde woman on the next chair and decides to try out a chat-up line on her:
Do you want to hear a ridiculous joke about blondes?
She replies “Think carefully before telling such jokes – I am blonde, 188cm tall, 94kg weight, and a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. My neighbour sitting next to me is also blonde, 195cm, 97 kg, is a professional arm-wrestler. And sitting next to her is another blonde, 190cm and 113kg and she is a professional Thai boxer. So do you still want to tell your joke?”
No - he says, Not if I am going to have to explain it three times.
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